instruments:bass and vocals
Nationality: Canadian
Mary muffin, queen of the puffin. Mary is our rapper...she could fire up the crowd in an instant.
Times
change and Mary has moved on to other endeavers, but never misses her crossword
and coffee in the morning.
Mares stepped up on the stage with us again. First at Nuno's in TaiChung.....
Rappin' a new version of Sissy Boy....... oh yeah.
and then there she was at SpringScream Goat...... Mimi-mummbler.... gettin' the crowd goin' once again!
National
Girlfriends Day
What would most of us do without our sisters, confidants and shopping, lunching,
and traveling girls?
Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake!
It is good to be a woman:
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
Taxis stop for us.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are
still there.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
If we marry someone 20 years younger, were aware that we will look like
an idiot.
We will never regret piercing our ears.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence
( because they aren't listening anyway ).
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